nWo neWs

WCW does not suck . . . as much, anymore. I like this new blood stuff. As long as Sid doesn't look gay and Hogan never gets the title. Woohoo! Give Bret the title or keep it on Jeff as long as you can. When Triple H was fast becoming the biggest dickhead in wrestling, Jeff was number 2, he can do it. Make JJ the most hated man in WCW and then compete with Triple H, you got a winner. Foley, Rock, Austin, Jericho, Show . . . nothing without THE GAME.

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nWo Titles

World Champ: The future. Jeff "Chosen One" Jarrett.

US Champ: Big Bad Booty Daddy, Big Poppa Pump, Theres no one finer than Scott Steiner.

Hardcore Champ: That Damn old guy. Terry GET THE Funk OUT!

Cruiserweight: Skip and Sunny. Thank you lawd for bringing back Sunny.

Tag-Team: Acolytes X 2. KRONIC.

WWF Titles

World Champ: The Great One. If you don't know, you absolutely suck.

IC Champ: Mr. Roboto, Chris Benoit (pronounced Benoite)

Hardcore Champ: The Leprechaun, The Houdini of Hardcore. The best angle going on right now.

European: Mamacita, okay, this the best angle.

Women's Heavyweight: Dumpy.

Tag-Team: Toronto's own, SUICIDE BLONDES ... EDGE AND CHRISTIAN, FUNB, these are the best.

ECW Titles

World Champ: Not Just the best, Not just the coolest, that my friends is ALDO MONTOYA!!!!!!

TV Champ: The REAL F'N DEAL, the big nasty RHINO.

Tag-Team: Impact Players-AH WELL. Spit on these titles.